WHAT TO DO ABOUT NANNA

What to Do About Nana

When Nana goes to sleep at night,

We close all the windows and doors.

We put cotton wool in our ears

Because our Nana snores.

She snores so loud it shakes the house

Frightening our neighbours next door

They thought there was an earthquake

So they all hid under the floor

Another time she snored so loud

That our ears and noses turned red

Now everyone runs for cover

When poor old Nana heads to bed.

Yes our Nana is known for snoring.

She's known all over town.

Even power saws and freight trains

Can’t baffle our Nana down

She's noisier than a motor bike,

And louder than a thunder clap.

Oh my god, we have to go because

IT’S TIME FOR NANA'S NAP

QUICK RUN EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

photo by CHRISTINE EVANS

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HUMPTY DUMPTY

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty had a great fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Had scrambled eggs for breakfast once again The story goes that in fact ,humpty dumpty was a large cannon that sat on a castle wall and the enemy aimed their small cannons under the wheel base resulting it toppling over the wall and the lower half smashing into a million pieces.

POPPY'S DIRTY FEET

When poppy goes to bed To beat the heat He then gets a whiff Of his dirty big feet With toes that are slimy And fingers that reek His feet had not been washed For fifty two weeks The smell lingered on All around the room Seeping into cracks Smelling like a tomb Pooh! Said poppy My feet really smell I must give them a wash And clean them real well So into the tub A tub full of soap Went poppy’s big feet He felt like a dope He washed and washed Scrubbing them real clean Adding powder and oil Until they started to gleam Ever so slowly He moved his great nose Down to the floor Quite near his toes He started to sniff His shiny new feet When he smelt something dreadful Like rotten old meat OH NO! THEY STILL STINK!!! PPOOOHHHH!!!

Your life is your own. Don't waste it trying to be what others expect you to be. Don't sacrifice your happiness to make everybody happy. Don't give up on your dreams to build other people's dreams. Your life is your own. BE WHO YOU WANT TO BE.

BRIANS POETRY FOR CHILDREN

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